This is  “Stank Sinatra” 
He swears to everyone he’s Frank’s long lost cousin even though no one asked, and no one believes him or really cares.. 🤔 
He’s convinced he’s got the voice of a legend but sounds more like a dying moose in a dumpster!! His breath reeks of expired tuna and cheap cologne, and he’s always way too close when he talks… or sings!! 🤢 
Every line he belts out comes with a sleazy wink 😉, a sniff, and the kind of stare that makes people switch seats or run home!! He thinks he’s smooth! He thinks he’s sexy! But mostly, he just stinks and let’s not discuss that terrible onion as a head and the comb over!! 
Still, he belts out “Strangers in the Night” like the world’s begging for it, believe me!! It’s not!!