“Knuckle Head Ted” 
(Home Security Platinum Edition)
Guaranteed 99% effective against burglars, possums, and late pizza deliveries! Can’t compete with cats (see fight stats) 
Built from the finest scraps, mostly retired kitchen utensils, Ted is living proof that yesterday’s spatula can become today’s warrior… Forged in fire and trained in the secret art of scrap metal warfare, he is your pint sized defender with fists of steel and a sideways cap that says plain as day don’t mess with me…. 
From guarding the back door to staring down delivery drivers, Ted keeps watch with the confidence of a heavyweight champion and the charm of a teapot gone rogue… Mischief? always! Loyalty? unbreakable! With Knuckle Head Ted on duty, your home is safe and your cutlery drawer will never be the same again…. 
(Official Fight Record)
Weight Class: Feather duster weight. 
Height: Fun size (but don’t say it out loud)
Reach: One spatula and a ladle long.
Fight Style: Scrap-Fu and Scrap Metal Warfare. 
Record: 1 win – 46 losses – 3 disqualifications (for excessive spoon-jabbing)
Signature Move: The Teaspoon Takedown
Walkout Song: A live remix of pots and pans clanging in the sink.
Notable and only victory: Defeated a garden gnome in a three round thriller (the gnome never recovered)
All 46 Losses: To the same cat, who still doesn’t want him in the house…. 
Made by Luke
“Handcrafted art with stories that matter” 
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