Flip McGoldbum 🍀 
He might be tiny, but he’s got the attitude of a grumpy old Irish uncle who’s just found out someone watered down his whiskey…
From the second I welded him together out of leftover scraps, he’s done nothing but guard that pot of gold like it’s the last bit of luck left in the world…
I gave him legs, a hat, a personality, even a pot overflowing with shiny gold coins… and how does he repay me?
I haven’t been offered so much as one single coin…
(Little does he know it’s not even real gold… just gold painted washers. But don’t tell him, he’s emotionally invested now)…
Don’t let that cute as hell little face fool you.
Try to take one and he’ll bite your bloody finger off. No warning. Just perfect little teeth…
The only thing that’s cheered him up lately is the idea of getting away from me, his own creator, and starting fresh!!
He’s finally agreed to a compromise
If he’s adopted, he’ll part with a few coins (maybe), and bless his new owner with guaranteed good luck… while still guarding that gold like it’s “real”…
So if he’s grinning, don’t be flattered
He’s just picturing life without me…
Oh, and his name
Flip McGoldbum
He got the name from being flippant about everything in life… until it comes to his gold. Then it’s serious business. Bum planted. Eyes locked. Teeth ready!!!! 
Height: 29cm (11.4 inches)
Width: 17cm (6.7 inches)
Weight: 3.2kg (7.1 pounds)
Made by Luke. 
Kemp’s Wonder Weld
Handcrafted art with stories that matter
www.kempswonderweld.com